I finally found a happy place. For my plant. The plant (don't know the variety) loves the windowsill in the office. It didn't like the kitchen window, the living room window, or the counter. Makes me happy!
The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. Genesis 1:12 ESV